Cranky Goat Handcrafted NZ Cheese

Cranky Goat is a family‑run artisan cheesemaker nestled in the Marlborough Sounds. Since 2013, Simon and Hellene Lamb have combined traditional French cheesemaking with fresh goat milk sourced locally, handcrafting everything from tangy chevre and camembert to innovative washed‑rind and black garlic varieties.

Committed to quality and community, their cheeses are made within hours of milking and sold through their boutique Cranky Pantry store in Blenheim and online.

With seasonal goat cheese (Sept–May) and their year‑round Mooody Cow line using A2 cow milk, these small‑batch cheeses offer a taste of Marlborough’s terroir with every bite